This is more like it -By Butch Catsidy
Finally, a getaway hideout I can really get into! Turns out I love the beach, who knew?
We’re getting the hang of this fugitive lifestyle, I must say this is my favorite spot so far. I love the smell of the sea breeze off the Gulf of America. I even had the staff leave the windows open all night last night, it was so pleasant I didn’t even have to burrow under their covers.
Sea birds are so entertaining. They talk a lot and I find them fascinating, and BIG, a little scary if the truth be told. Even though I am a wanted cat, I am not really a fighter of large birds, or anything else for that matter.
The staff have been enjoying excursions to the beach, I prefer my sand in a litter box only, so I am laying low. Besides, you never know when a cat cop will be lurking behind a sand dune. I have to stay vigilant, but they deserve a little free time, after my food bowl is filled of course.
Hope you get a chance to visit the Gulf of America some time, it’s a most pleasant place for fugitiving! Just don’t let all of its charms distract you from looking out for the law!
-BC